Kayla on: Her Job

(12:09:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(12:09:54 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(12:10:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: freakin tired bc my freakin boss called me this morning at 630 asking me if i could come in and work
(12:11:00 PM) DaySleeper: oh man
(12:11:04 PM) DaySleeper: so what do you do there?
(12:11:08 PM) DaySleeper: just flip on the ovens or what
(12:11:11 PM) DaySleeper: receptionist?
(12:11:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: i work at a tanning salon
(12:11:55 PM) DaySleeper: yes i know
(12:12:01 PM) DaySleeper: hello i am asking you what you do there pls
(12:12:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: o i get it
(12:12:07 PM) DaySleeper: do you bake people
(12:12:14 PM) DaySleeper: or do you just take their tattoo numbers or what
(12:13:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i answer the fone i clean the beds i put ppl in their beds on tthe computer and sumtimes wash towels
(12:13:24 PM) DaySleeper: do you have the full enclosure beds
(12:13:27 PM) DaySleeper: do people ever freak out
(12:13:31 PM) DaySleeper: at being confined
(12:13:45 PM) DaySleeper: and why do the beds get dirty
(12:13:54 PM) DaySleeper: it’s not like people are boning in the tanning bed
(12:13:58 PM) DaySleeper: although that would be funny
(12:14:03 PM) DaySleeper: some fucked up tan-lines right there
(12:15:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: not really we have diferent types of bed sum come down all the way others dont
(12:15:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: u sweat in the beds bc it gets hot
(12:16:05 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(12:16:14 PM) DaySleeper: Do the beds have a broil setting
(12:17:43 PM) DaySleeper: What are the hours of your place?
(12:17:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: hopefully someone comes in a save me
(12:18:27 PM) DaySleeper: I see
(12:18:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: mon-thurs..8-9, fridays..8-8, and sat-sun.. 9-5
(12:18:53 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(12:18:56 PM) DaySleeper: man
(12:19:03 PM) DaySleeper: who gets a tan at 9:00 on a sunday morning
(12:19:07 PM) DaySleeper: what the hell
(12:19:14 PM) DaySleeper: I have a bit of a problem
(12:19:19 PM) DaySleeper: and I think you can help me
(12:19:31 PM) DaySleeper: Somebody (not you, don’t worry) just keeps making fun of me on line
(12:19:36 PM) DaySleeper: I haven’t blocked him yet
(12:19:40 PM) DaySleeper: because he’s pretty cool mostly
(12:19:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: i duno i dnt workssundays
(12:19:45 PM) DaySleeper: but what do you think I should do?
(12:20:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:20:02 PM) DaySleeper: I value your opinions
(12:20:15 PM) DaySleeper: He’s really a jerk about it, too
(12:20:21 PM) DaySleeper: like, not even subtle
(12:20:50 PM) DaySleeper: What do you think?
(12:21:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt kno
(12:21:21 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(12:21:38 PM) DaySleeper: on a related note
(12:21:42 PM) DaySleeper: do you have any tattoos?

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