stupid kayla

(04:50:13 PM) Stupid Kayla:
(04:52:02 PM) DaySleeper: what’s the matter, now?
(04:53:15 PM) Stupid Kayla: wrong sn
(04:53:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: sry
(04:53:22 PM) DaySleeper: oh, okay
(04:53:25 PM) DaySleeper: no worries
(04:55:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: :’(
(04:58:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: y am i so stupid
(04:58:36 PM) DaySleeper: environment
(04:58:39 PM) DaySleeper: poor parenting
(04:58:44 PM) DaySleeper: could be lots of things
(04:58:50 PM) DaySleeper: what in particular makes you say that?
(04:59:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: sry i keep doing that
(04:59:57 PM) DaySleeper: it’s one of the symptoms
(04:59:59 PM) DaySleeper: i am here to help
(05:00:41 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat r u talkin boutt
(05:00:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i accidently IM u instead of ryan
(05:01:06 PM) DaySleeper: I am willing to help you dig out from underneath your load of stupidity
(05:01:17 PM) DaySleeper: all you have to do is ask
(05:01:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: no bc if i tell u u will yell at me
(05:02:02 PM) DaySleeper: well, that is a good possibility
(05:02:07 PM) DaySleeper: but there’s only one way to find out
(05:02:09 PM) DaySleeper: tell me

(05:06:27 PM) DaySleeper: do you want to play the game?
(05:06:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: fuck no
(05:07:02 PM) DaySleeper: why not?
(05:07:08 PM) DaySleeper: word association is fun
(05:07:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: im guna go play bball once ryan gets here
(05:07:27 PM) DaySleeper: hang on a sec
(05:07:28 PM) DaySleeper: you
(05:07:29 PM) DaySleeper: had
(05:07:30 PM) DaySleeper: surgery
(05:07:31 PM) DaySleeper: on monday
(05:07:33 PM) DaySleeper: right?
(05:07:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: so its better now
(05:08:04 PM) DaySleeper: and you’re all healed
(05:08:08 PM) DaySleeper: and you can play basketball
(05:08:11 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(05:08:41 PM) DaySleeper: did the doctor say so?
(05:08:45 PM) DaySleeper: is your brace locked?
(05:08:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: no but it doesnt hurt anymore
(05:09:06 PM) DaySleeper: did the docs okay it?
(05:09:23 PM) DaySleeper: you know for a fact that you’re going to re-fuck up your knee
(05:09:30 PM) DaySleeper: and you’re going to play basketball anyway
(05:09:32 PM) DaySleeper: remember last year
(05:09:37 PM) DaySleeper: when you decided to play basketball
(05:09:44 PM) DaySleeper: with an unhealed knee?
(05:09:52 PM) DaySleeper: do you want it to get amputated or something?
(05:10:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: its seriously better now
(05:11:38 PM) DaySleeper: best of luck with that, then
(05:11:48 PM) DaySleeper: make sure you have 911 on speed dial for when your heart stops again

(03:54:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: i am so freakin bored
(03:54:46 PM) DaySleeper: set fires
(03:54:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: o yea
(03:55:10 PM) DaySleeper: preferably to yourself
(03:55:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat!!!
(03:55:23 PM) Stupid Kayla: ur men
(03:55:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: mean*
(03:55:40 PM) DaySleeper: i am not men
(03:55:43 PM) DaySleeper: there are only one of me
(03:56:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: w/e
(03:56:15 PM) DaySleeper: kayla hello
(03:56:19 PM) DaySleeper: can you count to one
(03:56:21 PM) Stupid Kayla: wat
(03:56:26 PM) Stupid Kayla: yea
(03:56:27 PM) Stupid Kayla: ‘1
(03:56:28 PM) Stupid Kayla: 2
(03:56:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: 3
(03:56:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: 4
(03:56:30 PM) Stupid Kayla: 5
(03:56:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: 6
(03:56:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: 7
(03:56:33 PM) Stupid Kayla: 8
(03:56:35 PM) DaySleeper: and you managed to mess itup
(03:56:35 PM) Stupid Kayla: 9
(03:56:39 PM) DaySleeper: you have counted to 9
(03:56:42 PM) DaySleeper: i said count to one
(03:56:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: 10
(03:56:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: 11
(03:56:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: 12
(03:56:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: 13
(03:56:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: 14
(03:56:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: 15
(03:56:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: 16
(03:56:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: 17
(03:56:56 PM) Stupid Kayla: 18
(03:56:58 PM) Stupid Kayla: 19
(03:56:58 PM) DaySleeper: even less correct
(03:56:59 PM) Stupid Kayla: 20
(03:57:12 PM) DaySleeper: more wrong, if you will

(01:00:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: her heart stopped
(01:09:21 PM) DaySleeper: k
(01:09:58 PM) DaySleeper: she needs a little sign that says ‘please continue breathing’ and one that reminds her heart to beat
(01:11:43 PM) Stupid Kayla: its because her body can handle surgeries very well.
(01:12:02 PM) DaySleeper: that’s probably because she’s not big into following instruction
(01:12:03 PM) DaySleeper: s
(01:12:11 PM) DaySleeper: i bet they told her not to eat for 12 hours before the surgery
(01:12:19 PM) DaySleeper: and she probably went and had a big breakfast
(01:13:25 PM) Stupid Kayla: no she didn’t i would’t let her and she doesn’t ever eat breakfast anyways.it’s just her body
(01:14:19 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(01:14:25 PM) DaySleeper: they should look at alternate strategies
(01:14:29 PM) DaySleeper: have you considered faith healing?
(01:34:46 PM) Stupid Kayla: no they have to do surgery

(12:02:36 PM) DaySleeper: i need to go pay off my library fines
(12:02:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok…
(12:03:21 PM) DaySleeper: i owe them about $2.50 on Fight Club
(12:06:48 PM) Stupid Kayla: haha
(12:06:54 PM) Stupid Kayla: sucks 2 b u
(12:07:43 PM) DaySleeper: yep
(12:07:47 PM) DaySleeper: i didn’t even get to finish it
(12:17:34 PM) Stupid Kayla: ic
(12:18:08 PM) DaySleeper: yep
(12:18:13 PM) DaySleeper: i know you’re not a big fan of reading
(12:22:10 PM) DaySleeper: but many people enjoy it
(12:22:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: nope i hateit
(12:23:24 PM) DaySleeper: why do you hate it, so?
(12:23:31 PM) DaySleeper: did a book kill your parents?
(12:25:14 PM) Stupid Kayla: bc theyre boring
(12:26:48 PM) DaySleeper: more boring than sitting around doing nothing?
(12:27:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: yup

(12:24:03 PM) Stupid Kayla: ah no my head hurts, my ear hurts, i feel like im guna throw up and im all dizzy
(12:25:02 PM) DaySleeper: don’t throw up in your ear
(12:25:05 PM) DaySleeper: it’ll make it worse
(12:25:24 PM) Stupid Kayla: im not stupid i just said i feel like i am never said i wasdf
(12:25:35 PM) DaySleeper: are you sitting down
(12:25:43 PM) DaySleeper: you should spin your chair in the same direction as you are dizzy
(12:25:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: udh im on hte computer
(12:25:48 PM) DaySleeper: so that it will balance out
(12:26:17 PM) Stupid Kayla: dnt thinkl that work
(12:26:44 PM) DaySleeper: try it anyway
(12:26:57 PM) Stupid Kayla: no itl make it worse
(12:28:55 PM) DaySleeper: you need to get good and drunk
(12:28:59 PM) DaySleeper: then you won’t care
(12:29:16 PM) Stupid Kayla: she’s unconscious for some reason.
(12:29:29 PM) DaySleeper: she probably forgot to breathe

(12:07:42 PM) Stupid Kayla: ok il b back im guna go take a shower
(12:10:13 PM) DaySleeper: k
(12:14:55 PM) Stupid Kayla: number im guan have to wash clothes firs
(12:15:45 PM) DaySleeper: your words make no sense to me
(12:17:47 PM) DaySleeper: pls to be speaking english
(12:17:49 PM) Stupid Kayla: nvm i guna have to wash clothes fitrst*
(12:18:05 PM) DaySleeper: just wear dirty ones into the shower
(12:18:11 PM) DaySleeper: then they’ll come out clean
(12:18:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: i have to have clean ones to wear wen i get out so i have to wash em first
(12:18:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: eww
(12:19:01 PM) Stupid Kayla: ahh i dnt feel good at all
(12:19:04 PM) DaySleeper: why are you always so down on my ideas
(12:19:07 PM) DaySleeper: maybe you are pregnant
(12:19:31 PM) Stupid Kayla: no i kno im not pregnant for sure
(12:19:53 PM) DaySleeper: a likely story
(12:20:29 PM) Stupid Kayla: i do kno for sure thats y theres blood coming out of me and i have to chance my freakin tampon like every freakin hour im bleeding so bad
(12:20:44 PM) DaySleeper: that is extremely unpleasant
(12:20:47 PM) DaySleeper: thank you so much for sharing
(12:20:55 PM) DaySleeper: i’m just going to go puke now

(12:09:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: hey
(12:09:54 PM) DaySleeper: sup
(12:10:50 PM) Stupid Kayla: freakin tired bc my freakin boss called me this morning at 630 asking me if i could come in and work
(12:11:00 PM) DaySleeper: oh man
(12:11:04 PM) DaySleeper: so what do you do there?
(12:11:08 PM) DaySleeper: just flip on the ovens or what
(12:11:11 PM) DaySleeper: receptionist?
(12:11:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: i work at a tanning salon
(12:11:55 PM) DaySleeper: yes i know
(12:12:01 PM) DaySleeper: hello i am asking you what you do there pls
(12:12:05 PM) Stupid Kayla: o i get it
(12:12:07 PM) DaySleeper: do you bake people
(12:12:14 PM) DaySleeper: or do you just take their tattoo numbers or what
(12:13:09 PM) Stupid Kayla: i answer the fone i clean the beds i put ppl in their beds on tthe computer and sumtimes wash towels
(12:13:24 PM) DaySleeper: do you have the full enclosure beds
(12:13:27 PM) DaySleeper: do people ever freak out
(12:13:31 PM) DaySleeper: at being confined
(12:13:45 PM) DaySleeper: and why do the beds get dirty
(12:13:54 PM) DaySleeper: it’s not like people are boning in the tanning bed
(12:13:58 PM) DaySleeper: although that would be funny
(12:14:03 PM) DaySleeper: some fucked up tan-lines right there
(12:15:36 PM) Stupid Kayla: not really we have diferent types of bed sum come down all the way others dont
(12:15:45 PM) Stupid Kayla: u sweat in the beds bc it gets hot
(12:16:05 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(12:16:14 PM) DaySleeper: Do the beds have a broil setting
(12:17:43 PM) DaySleeper: What are the hours of your place?
(12:17:52 PM) Stupid Kayla: hopefully someone comes in a save me
(12:18:27 PM) DaySleeper: I see
(12:18:51 PM) Stupid Kayla: mon-thurs..8-9, fridays..8-8, and sat-sun.. 9-5
(12:18:53 PM) DaySleeper: ah
(12:18:56 PM) DaySleeper: man
(12:19:03 PM) DaySleeper: who gets a tan at 9:00 on a sunday morning
(12:19:07 PM) DaySleeper: what the hell
(12:19:14 PM) DaySleeper: I have a bit of a problem
(12:19:19 PM) DaySleeper: and I think you can help me
(12:19:31 PM) DaySleeper: Somebody (not you, don’t worry) just keeps making fun of me on line
(12:19:36 PM) DaySleeper: I haven’t blocked him yet
(12:19:40 PM) DaySleeper: because he’s pretty cool mostly
(12:19:44 PM) Stupid Kayla: i duno i dnt workssundays
(12:19:45 PM) DaySleeper: but what do you think I should do?
(12:20:00 PM) Stupid Kayla: lol
(12:20:02 PM) DaySleeper: I value your opinions
(12:20:15 PM) DaySleeper: He’s really a jerk about it, too
(12:20:21 PM) DaySleeper: like, not even subtle
(12:20:50 PM) DaySleeper: What do you think?
(12:21:06 PM) Stupid Kayla: i dnt kno
(12:21:21 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(12:21:38 PM) DaySleeper: on a related note
(12:21:42 PM) DaySleeper: do you have any tattoos?

(12:56:02 PM) DaySleeper: so what do you want to do when you graduate?
(12:59:12 PM) Stupid Kayla: im guna own a tanning and hair salon
(12:59:23 PM) DaySleeper: hmm
(12:59:28 PM) DaySleeper: what’s your major?
(01:01:08 PM) Stupid Kayla: im doing cosmo. and business management
(01:01:29 PM) DaySleeper: that’ll set you up well

(10:26:35 AM) DaySleeper: are your contacts just clear or are they coloured?
(10:26:55 AM) Stupid Kayla: clear
(10:27:46 AM) Stupid Kayla: i wana get one box of green ones next time but i would have to get 2 bc my eyes r different and i dnt wana have to get 2 boxes
(10:28:15 AM) DaySleeper: you should get one green and one blue
(10:28:18 AM) DaySleeper: and really mess with people
(10:28:48 AM) Stupid Kayla: my eyes r already hella blue
(10:30:02 AM) DaySleeper: get a purple one then
(10:30:04 AM) DaySleeper: or red
(10:30:07 AM) DaySleeper: or or
(10:30:08 AM) DaySleeper: black
(10:30:10 AM) DaySleeper: solid black
(10:30:13 AM) DaySleeper: that’d be awesome
(10:30:14 AM) Stupid Kayla: one
(10:30:31 AM) Stupid Kayla: thatll look queer
(10:30:38 AM) Stupid Kayla: no*
(10:30:39 AM) DaySleeper: it’ll look so rad
(10:31:00 AM) Stupid Kayla: i wana get the night and day ones so i can sleep in them
(10:31:44 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc i always fall asleep in these half the time anyways
(10:31:50 AM) DaySleeper: you’re really all about the laziest solution available
(10:31:51 AM) DaySleeper: wow
(10:31:59 AM) DaySleeper: i’m surprised you don’t have somebody else breathe for you
(10:32:09 AM) DaySleeper: does somebody pre-chew your food?
(10:33:56 AM) Stupid Kayla: no i forget to take em out
(10:34:16 AM) DaySleeper: but
(10:34:19 AM) DaySleeper: they’re in your eyes
(10:34:24 AM) DaySleeper: how can you forget
(10:34:36 AM) Stupid Kayla: bc i cant feel em
(10:34:46 AM) DaySleeper: you must remember putting them in though
(10:34:53 AM) DaySleeper: and being able to see without wearing glasses
(10:34:59 AM) DaySleeper: so obviously there is something in there
(10:35:01 AM) DaySleeper: good grief